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Hammer and Pickle 10:40 Fri Aug 12
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Sorry Gank, but a 507-year-old clam called Ming holds the title of most aged animal.
Yesterday, when marinading mushrooms, I forgot to add the sugar despite reminding myself at least three times.
http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168
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stomper
5:43 Sat Aug 13
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Shocking revelations!
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gph
8:17 Fri Aug 12
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subc - according to the Jehovah's Witnesses, room in Heaven is limited.
God is shit at building, but the Devil can knock up an extension whenever he wants.
Which is the reverse of what you'd expect, what with Jesus' first career being carpentry.
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Mike Oxsaw
8:10 Fri Aug 12
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stomper 7:56 Fri Aug 12
So not only does gravity slow the passage of time, absolute drivel does to.
There's a Nobel Prize in that for someone.
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stomper
7:56 Fri Aug 12
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One gains in subjective time by reading Gank or Fordstar
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stomper
7:55 Fri Aug 12
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Yes but time lived is necessarily subjective.
Therefore a 400 year old shark is as old, or as young, as a day old mayfly or a 55 year old Hammers fan (while the sheer boredom of the Allerdyce years may give the Hammers fan the edge in perceived longevity).
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subcutaneous
1:12 Fri Aug 12
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It is estimated that 100 billion people have walked the Earth since Jesus did.
Fuck me, it must be crowded in Heaven and Hell.
When I die I'm going into business selling harps or after sun lotion - depending on where I end up.
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Hammer and Pickle
12:58 Fri Aug 12
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Well, at the risk of stating the blindingly obvious, if it wasn't for age, or rather aging, the world would be even more full of old cunts than it already is.
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gank
11:42 Fri Aug 12
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*sigh*
Why? Why here?
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Spandex Sidney
11:25 Fri Aug 12
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A story today about a Greenland Shark
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37047168
400 years old!! So one like this bastard is the hardest cunt in the sea and has been doing nothing but eating and fucking for the last 250 years. It would probably be worth waiting the 150 years to blow his beans for the first time up some lady shark.
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bruuuno
11:22 Fri Aug 12
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Does this mean if I shag a 130 year old shark I am a sex case?
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gph
11:09 Fri Aug 12
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Greenland sharks take 150 years to reach sexual maturity?
They must be the most bored of bored teenagers
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